December 14, 2008

Why Boys Like Girls Who Wear Sweatpants

ryanpurtill:

Every now and then a girl will mention how sweet a boy is because he said “I think you look beautiful in just sweat pants”

For the girls out there this is not a sweet thing to say.

Boys like girls in sweat pants because we only see girls in sweat pants when they sleep over or if they are comming over to watch a romantic comedy in your dorm room. These occasions usually lead to sexual relations or at the least some excellent dry humping.

Sweat pants = sex

Thats why we love you in sweat pants. So next time a boy says “you look great in sweat pants” you should respond with a wintery blast of mase..

Noted.

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  1. ohaimia reblogged this from spaceoddityy
  2. mywheelspins reblogged this from an0n1cal and added:
    Haha I was just having this discussion with some people at work today. For me it’s just another chance to tell them how...
  3. spaceoddityy reblogged this from rypurt and added:
    makes perfect sense.
  4. confabulationnation reblogged this from bessikins and added:
    I don’t own sweatpants so guys just usually say they like my vagina.
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  7. potterspoet reblogged this from thephenthouse and added:
    whether or not this is true, you have balls to admit it to women. now they all hate you, but you know, honesty is the...
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  9. 6od reblogged this from noahkai and added:
    Hmph. I shall forever think about this post whenever a guy tells me that. But - I’ve never really been told that. Now...
  10. noahkai reblogged this from somethingsnarky-deactivated2009 and added:
    Great, take something sweet and true (because talking about sweatpants means that the guys likes seeing her in just...
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  12. apileupwho-deactivated20090309- reblogged this from somethingsnarky-deactivated2009 and added:
    a.maz.ing. i wear sweatpants all the time. :/ i hear that people like it when i wear actual clothes a lot more than i...
  13. whatcriscilikes reblogged this from rypurt
  14. mikepayne reblogged this from shorterexcerpts and added:
    Referring to Mace as Ma$e is pretty damn funny. :)
  15. alla1 reblogged this from somethingsnarky-deactivated2009 and added:
    things I am currently wearing: speatpants and an American Apparel deep v. lolz
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  17. shorterexcerpts reblogged this from somethingsnarky-deactivated2009 and added:
    It’s also possible we’ve heard her say “I get so horny after going to the gym” and that’s a wholly different reason. But...
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