December 14, 2008

Why Boys Like Girls Who Wear Sweatpants

ryanpurtill:

Every now and then a girl will mention how sweet a boy is because he said “I think you look beautiful in just sweat pants”

For the girls out there this is not a sweet thing to say.

Boys like girls in sweat pants because we only see girls in sweat pants when they sleep over or if they are comming over to watch a romantic comedy in your dorm room. These occasions usually lead to sexual relations or at the least some excellent dry humping.

Sweat pants = sex

Thats why we love you in sweat pants. So next time a boy says “you look great in sweat pants” you should respond with a wintery blast of mase..

Noted.

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  3. spaceoddityy reblogged this from ryanpatricks and added:
    makes perfect sense.
  4. justkatrin reblogged this from bessikins and added:
    I don’t own sweatpants so guys just usually say they like my vagina.
  5. forthecake reblogged this from ryanpatricks and added:
    Noted.
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  7. phenthouse reblogged this from ryanpatricks and added:
    FALSE.
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  10. wondermike reblogged this from shorterexcerpts and added:
    Referring to Mace as Ma$e is pretty damn funny. :)
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